Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Growing kids, annoying kids?


How do you manage to keep up with your kids?

My daughter is growing and growing every minute and her mind is getting crazier and crazier. I mean she has so many questions that keeps popping to her head, that she will never stop asking me until she gets the answer that satisfies her, yes the answer that satisfies her, it means that if she asked a question and she doesn't like any of my answers. She will sure to ask the same question but she will even try to rephrase it. Sometime i answered very easily but there are times that i laugh first before i could give her a reply and that would piss her off.

She always think that if i laugh at her, I'm not serious and she would even look at me like she's my mother, LOL! she is very serious whenever she asked different questions. like, why is my teacher keep removing her shoes whenever she sits down? or why Michael Jackson so popular, even is he looks like a ghost? oh and there's a follow up with that? Why does Mickey mouse and Michael Jackson Wear gloves?

Sometimes she get into my nerves, but i think nowadays i can handle it better. I think I'm really getting old. btw, that's my girl. taken by my sis.
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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Loving the married life?

Having a married life is fun and challenging at times, having kids is such a blessing. We often talk, fight, cry, laugh and love with our husbands and wives. WE always make sure that we only give the best for our children and serving and loving the only one person who made our life beautiful and worth living.But there were times that it's not always going the way we planned it. There are trials that test our relationship with our better half. I heard so many relationships that won't lasts a year or two or sometimes even months, why? Because they are lacking the love and communication, and oh patience too.

In married life we need to always give and take. It's not always you or her/him. It's about "us" being one being together, again, united as one person. If you think that you have problems, you can always seek for help and our ask for advices from other older couples. You can even join groups or even try to visit some Married Chat Room, Having someone to talk too, sharing experiences, giving and accepting ideas and opinions can actually help ease the pain if you have problems, and help you get some answers if you do have some questions. You can try to visit marriedchatcity.com

This site offers a 100% free registration, you can always have free chat with other married couples, share stories, asked questions anything under the sun. We can always find a friend in everyone.

Friday, July 18, 2008

marriage jokes



A boring afternoon can never be so boring when it started raining. So i just went back to my daily afternoon activities and checked my email. Then one of my High school friends. sent me an email.She did brighten my day! hehehe! She's really funny and loka loka! Here's her message. Hope it will brighten your day too! hahaha!



Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'



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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife: 'Yes or no.'



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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'



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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'




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Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'


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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'



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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'



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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my

sExy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'




I knew it'll brighten your day!

Oh yeah she is my loka-loka but sexy friend from down under, Ella.. "ei, ei, under my umbrella, ella.. ella.. ei.. ei"


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